First, there was an awesome card:
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Because I moved into a new house. More on that later. Maybe. Or not. |
Then, a bar of fancy-schmancy soap, which is also awesome, BECAUSE F*CK YEAH I F*CKING LOVE SOAP.
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Cleanliness: It's next to godliness. |
Aaaaand, best of all, this F*CKING AMAZING mug:
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It says, "I don't give a f*ck." |
But wait! There's more! Inside the mug, this bead, which I had admired on Sarah's Facebook:
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I know my phone camera makes it look like a gargoyle, but it's a cat. |
And look, there's even something for the kitty, too:
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"Paper! My favorite!" |
Thaaaaaank Yooooouuuuuu! :D
1. Filled with Ronald Reagan's reconstituted sperm.↩