Guys, it’s been a crazy week. I’ve been working on freelance
projects, running around doing Christmas shopping, wrapping gifts, shopping for
Christmas food, and most of all, working on a special Christmas tentacle scarf
for Jim:
Don’t worry, I already gave it to him so I’m not spoiling
the surprise. He likes it, or at least he pretended to like it convincingly, I
can’t really tell. It took me a long time to make; two episodes of Orange Is the New Black, one episode of The Crown, seven episodes of The Walking Dead, plus the entire run
times of Fantastic Beasts and Where to
Find Them and Logan, and roughly
two-and-a-half hours of the audio book of Sapiens:
A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Harari. If you want to be reminded
that your existence is ultimately meaningless, pick up Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind by Yuval Harari. Ooof.
So, naturally, I
didn’t have much time to work on the blog or other creative writing projects this
week, which is why I’m going to write this Fun Friday Facts post at midnight on
Friday (er, Saturday morning) but change the time stamp to like 8:00 p.m.
Nothing to see here, folks, move it along.
I’ve mentioned Krampus on the blog before; in fact, he came up during last
week’s post on Zwarte Piet. In Austria, Bavaria, South Tyrol and Northern
Italy, Slovakia, Hungary, Croatia, Slovenia, and the Czech Republic, Krampus is
a half-demon, half-goat creature who is a companion of Saint Nick aka Santa
Claus.
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Image by MatthiasKabel from Wikimedia Commons |
Krampus punishes naughty children, sometimes by swatting them with birch branches, or lashing them with a whip. Sometimes, Krampus stuffs naughty children into a sack or basket, carrying them away for “drowning, eating, or transport to Hell.” I’m not sure which one of those things is the worst.
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These dead-eyed children in this vintage postcard couldn't care less that they're about to be eaten by a demon. |
It’s unclear where Krampus came from. In some medieval iconography,
Saint
Nicholas has been portrayed in the company of a devil, in chains to show
that the saint has subdued him. Krampus does wear chains, which are said to
symbolize the dominion of the Church over the Devil. Krampus may represent a
devil that Saint Nicholas has subdued and controls.
However, it’s thought that Krampus, like so many other
elements of Christmas, may
have roots in pre-Christian tradition. Boisterous masked devils, both of
the scary and the funny varieties, have
been a popular element of German and Austrian church plays and other mid-winter festival
celebrations since before Saint Nicholas himself became a popular figure in Germany
in the 11th century. The figure of Krampus gradually became
associated with Saint Nicholas over the centuries, until, by the 17th
century, he had become a full-fledged part of Christmas and other Christian
winter holidays, as a well-known companion of Saint Nicholas. Many natives of
Austria, and other regions where Krampus is popular, acknowledge that the
figure has pagan origins and has been “assimilated
to the Christian Devil.”
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Or your least-favorite child. |