I'm doing this week's Fun
Facts in honor of Berkeley Springs, where I am right now, entirely
because I was frocking around on Facebook a couple of days ago and I
saw that my old schoolmate from Hollins University, Beth, was
planning to come and I was all “I wanna come!” so she invited me,
and I totally did not invite myself, at all, in any way, nuh-uh.
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I wouldn't do that. |
I tell you guys what, I
totally wish I lived in Berkeley Springs. If I had not just bought a
house in Morgantown, I would totally buy one here. In fact, I'm
actually tempted to sell my house in Morgantown (that I haven't even
moved into yet), and buy one in Berkeley Springs, except I know that
towns this cutesy and chock full of spas and boutique shops cost a
lot to live in, ie, more than I have.
I mean, there's a freaking
castle here, for f*ck's sake. I know I spent years in Europe and
should be totally desensitized to castles by now, but...F*CKING
CASTLE, man.
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Boom. |
But you can't go inside this
castle, because SOMEBODY FREAKIN' LIVES IN IT. I mean, yeah,
Europeans have a lot of castles, but they don't freakin' live in 'em,
do they? F*CK all those Europeans who don't live in castles!
It's actually called Samuel Taylor Suit Cottage, because that is a cottage if ever I saw
one. I guess if you're rich enough to come to West Virginia and build
a freaking castle, it would seem like a cottage to you.
Colonel Samuel Taylor Suit,
of Washington, DC, began building the castle in 1885. Because castles
aren't something you just throw together in a couple of months,
construction continued until the early 1890s. Unfortunately for
Colonel Suit, he died in 1888. His widow, Rosa Pelham Suit, took over
the construction of the castle, finishing it up with work that is “of
noticeably inferior quality” according to Wikipedia.
Apparently, the castle,
which SOMEBODY FREAKING LIVES IN, has a 50 by 40 foot (15.2 by 12.2
meter) ballroom, because that's just what every young couple needs.
You can see interior pictures of the castle here.
Berkeley Springs is
America's first spa city, founded in 1776. It was originally called
Bath, after the city of Bath in England. It's still officially called
Bath, but everyone calls it Berkeley Springs, even the road signs.
Back in 1802, when the
postal system came to West Virginia, there was no West Virginia, only
Virginia, since that whole Civil War thing hadn't happened yet. There
was already a Bath in Bath County, so they named the second Bath's
post office Berkeley Springs after the healing waters themselves,
which were so named for their location in Berkeley County, Virginia,
which is now defunct.
In its early days, Berkeley
Springs/Bath was the go-to luxury resort town for what Wikipedia
refers to as the “colonial elite,” including George Washington,
his brother Lawrence, who was sickly, and Thomas Fairfax, 6th
Lord Fairfax of Cameron, who ruled over his vast New World land grant
from his estate at Greenway Court, Virginia. Today, two of the town's
main streets are called Washington and Fairfax.
The Berkeley Springs State
Park is the nation's oldest health spa, founded in 1776. Use of the
springs for restorative purposes goes back much further, and the area
has been a resort since the 1750s. It is the only state-run spa in
the country. The water comes out of the springs at 74.3 degrees
Fahrenheit (23.5 C) and contains large amounts of sulphates,
carbonates and nitrates. The Roman style Bathhouse at the park, which
is the oldest public building in town, was built in 1815. It replaced
a smaller bathhouse built in 1784. The spa is open daily, which is
why I want to move here.